Sweden invasion

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I've inv'ded Ik'men.
This's now my pers'nal blog.
(Click here for my first post and click on "next" to read my following posts in order)

M'first post.

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This's m'wife. Cute.

Oi.

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Don't st're s'much! 'Tis mine.

Out.

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Tis' Sunny. So we've g'ne for a walk.

Chritm's

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M'wife being cute at work.

Sea.

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This's Sealand. I didn't kill h'm. He's nappin'.

There's m'dog nappin' too.

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Me and m'wife decid'd to take a nap too.

Why.

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J'pan just sent me th's. Not funny J'pan.
I block'd h'm on faceb'k.

But m'wife is cute so I sent h'm surströmming as thanks.

Sl'py

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M'wife is sl'py. We'll go to b'd soon.

Sl'py wife.

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M'wife is sl'py, so... Uh. What?



How d'you delete pictur's?

Moi.

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Sealand! St'p takin' pictur's!
Oh. Som'one rang the doorb'll...

Djäklar.

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It was Jap'n. He r'lly lik'd m'surströmming.
So he came all the way h're to g've me natto and a douj'nshi he m'de.
(Mayb' I should block h'm on Instagr'm too)

Why wou'd he th'nk I'd lik' to read his dirty book?
(I don't want m'wife to find it. M'wife is too pure to read th's kind of trash.
And 'lso cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.
Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.
Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.
Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.)

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M'wife fell asleep while I was talkin' to J'pan.
I was bor'd so I translat'd J'pan's filthy douj'n for ya, my follow'rs.

Titel: Förbjudet att Leka med sig Sjläv
Krets: AR. / Yuuri
Serie: Yowamushi Pedal
Par: Toudou x Makishima
Klassificering: R18
Nedladdning: MG / MF

Why does J'pan draw nothin' but pornography, I wond'r.